Eyring Encounters: Spirit Animals

So for a multitude of reasons, and then again, for absolutely no reason at all, the crew has assigned spirit guide animals to each individual. For privacy's sake, and the hilarity of this blog, all ESC custodial personnel will be named only by their unique animal. Weeks of thought and deliberation have gone into the following list. It has been a topic at every single morning meeting for at least the past two, possibly three weeks. Yes, this is how we spend our mornings, in the noble pursuit of finding which animal in this great universe identifies each individual. Factors such as physical appearance, skills and abilities, personality, family heritage, and early-morning functionality were all taken into consideration for this most important rite of passage of early morning custodial adventures.

Raccoon-- this is me! (You already know who I am, so why hide my awesome spirit animal?!)